There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had sex on a roof
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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