I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
please don't ironically join a cult
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