I wish I could teleport
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
