I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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