I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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