But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm both gender and math confused
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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