My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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