i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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