Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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