Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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