Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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