How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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