I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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