You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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