Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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