I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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