did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
