My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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