I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Girls should come with a carfax report
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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