We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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