found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
