I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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