So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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