dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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