You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have feelings that need drinking.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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