apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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