seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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