similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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