the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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