Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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