His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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