The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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