i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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