Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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