Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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