But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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