so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Shame is for Republicans.
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