My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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