Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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