remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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