Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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