Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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