Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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