doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
