So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
where are my eyebrows?
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