4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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