Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
