can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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