well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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