I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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