if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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