Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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