Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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