Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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